Lindemann — Skills In Pills (2015)

Skills In Pills

If you want to die
Or if you want to chill
Even if you want to get high
Whatever happens — take a pill
The first I take against depression
The second is pure energy
The green one for my self-agression
Than the red one — ectasy
Ecstasy, -sy, -sy, -sy

All the left is right
All the black is white
All the fast was slow
All the loose is tight
All the heat is snow
All the high was low
All the grief is fun
All the, all the rain is sun

Skills in pills

If the jag gets really strong
A pink one goes with booze and blow
So I keep fucking all night long
The orange one is for... I don’t know?!
Grey one for my perfect sleep
Yellow for my needful cure
The blue one keeps my boner steep
I take two, just to be sure

Skills in pills
Skills in pills
Skills in pills
Skills in pills

The white one
For my, whatever pain
In the end I start to cry
So I take the first again
I have a last one
And I hope to die

Ladyboy

Black lips, brown eyes
Wet flesh, good size
So hot, when it crawls
I burn for dicks and holes

Ladyboy
Ladyboy
He is my toy boy
My ladyboy
Ladyboy

Just for fun
No romance
Two in one
I’ll take my chance
All you can eat
It’s hot as coals
I drown in meat
In dicks and holes

I got shot with the sweetest gun
I have it all, all in one
No broken hearts, no bad romance
Why should I love when I can have fun
With my ladyboy

I got shot with the sweetest gun
Never mind what I have become
Why should I love when I can have fun
With my breathing toy

Ladyboy
Ladyboy
She is my toy boy
My ladyboy

I got shot with the sweetest gun
I have it all, all in one
No broken hearts, no bad romance
Why should I love when I can have fun
With my ladyboy

Fat

Your dirty sweat
My sweetest potion
Your armpit swampy
Little oceans
Your flabby butthole
A soggy cave
I put in my parts
And let them bathe

Call me freaky, call me sick
I like it sticky, I like it big (Fat!)
I hate it skinny, I hate it flat
I don’t need mini, I like it fat

People laughing about your size
We can fuck them on your French fries
When I break open your king size bra
Your giant boobs are just wunderbar!

Call me freaky, call me sick(Fat!)
I like it sticky, I like it big
I hate it skinny, I hate it flat(Fat!)
I don’t need mini, I like it fat

Every night, I have this dream
I’m sliding down, a slippy stream
Straight in your mouth, the smack is strong
I eat your lips, your furry tongue

You call me freaky, you call me sick (Fat!)
I like you sticky, I like you big (Fat!)
I hate you skinny, I hate you flat (Fat!)
Don’t need you mini, I like you fat (Fat!)

So call it crazy or call it fate
Just with you I want to get laid
But your holes are hard, so hard to find
It doesn’t matter. I fuck you, fuck you from behind!

Fish On

Catching ladies is my delight
So I go fishing by shiny night
Doesn’t matter black or blond
I threw my worm into the pond

Water, water in the sea
Bring your creatures up to me
I pull them up, release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water soaky cloud
Help me get your creatures out
Let them come release my spawn
Fish on

It smells like fish, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my rod is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
I put some grease upon my reel

Some are bigger, some are small
I don’t care, I catch them all

Water, water in the sea
Bring your creatures up to me
I pull them up, release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water soaky cloud
Help me get your creatures out
Let them come release my spawn
Fish on

I got my rod, I have my spear
I’ve already set my fishing gear
Moby’s dick is out of sight
They found my Nemo every night

Some are bigger, some are small
I don’t care, I catch them all

Water, water in the sea
Bring your creatures up to me
I pull them up, release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water soaky cloud
Help me get your creatures out
Let them come release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water in the sea
Let your mermaids all be free
I get it out, release my spawn
Fish on

Children Of The Sun

Dressed in sparks and light
Showered in dazzling white
We are the childrens of the sun
The nightfall is about to come

The sky turns red
A frightful sign
So we run
We’re running out of time

Because
We live only one day
We only live one day
We are in heaven but we can’t stay
We live only one day

Daylight counting hours
Worshipped by the flowers
Related to mars and moon
But the night is coming soon

The sky turns red
A frightful sign
So we run
We’re running out of time

Because
We live only one day
We only live one day
We are in heaven but we can’t stay
We live only one day

And when we die
No place to stay
We are in heaven anyway
We have to go
The sky’s in flames
We’re going down in purple rain
Purple rain.

We live only one day
We only live one day
We are in heaven but we can’t stay
We live only one day

And when we die
No place to stay
We are in heaven anyway
And after all the night arrives
Darkness comes and eats us alive

Home Sweet Home

Born in the breath of a vicious sea
The beast came with the rain
Fallen upon your milky skin
A cunning drop crawled in your vein

Never ever got prepared
So shaken, helpless and so scarred
Search the needle in your hair
Gone bald there’s nothing there

Home sweet home
Inside you, eating your bones
Home sweet home
Eyes on fire lips in foam
And it’s called the cold
It’s caught inside you
And it eats it eats and grows
Inside you and it never goes
And it never goes

Two more days the end’s in sight
Tumor days so deep inside
So distressing and very violent
And it kills it kills so slow and silent

Never ever got prepared
So shaken, helpless and so scarred
Search the needle in your hair
Gone bald there’s nothing there
And nothing there

Home sweet home
Inside you, eating your bones
Home sweet home
Eyes on fire lips in foam
And it’s called the cold is cold
It’s caught inside you
And it eats it eats and grows
Inside you and it never goes

And it never goes
And it never goes...

Cowboy

Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed

Cowboy, cowboy
We can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset

Cowboy, cowboy
We can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

Cowboy, cowboy never die
Feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy you get all the chicks
Big, big horses and big dicks

Was never wild, never mean
Never joined a cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in tupperware
Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
Vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun
Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
Cowboy, cowboy, we died
Every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick
Drunken horse and shrunken dick

Golden Shower

Please stand up and spread your legs
I lay me down, look up, it shakes
Let me eat your shame
Let me sip champagne
Let cry your pinky flower
Give me, give me golden shower

Let it rain, don’t be blunt
Let it rain, what a stunt
Let it rain, make me grunt
Let it rain from your pretty cunt

Golden shower, don’t be shy, cunt
Golden shower, let it fly from your pretty cunt
Golden shower, golden sweat, cunt
Golden shower, make it wet, let it jet

Please stand up, pink hairy sky
I creep down and wait, wait for you to cry
Let me sip again
Give me more champagne
Be my human Eiffel tower
Give me, give me golden shower

French kisses flowing from your hips
And it seems like fairies flying
Moisten tender eyes and lips
And it feels like angels crying
Cunt!

Yukon

Your soul is black
Your blood is cold
Your skin is rough
You have a heart of gold

Your face so dark
Feel clammy hair
Upon your flesh
Wet creatures everywhere
Gives me a shiver

Wild river
You stole my eyes
Never gave them back
You tried to kiss me
And sent a shiver
Round my neck
Wild river
Wet golden shrine
You sold my mind and
Tried to kill me
Sent a shiver down my spine

You hate the sun
But rain is nice
You love the snow
But you are afraid of ice

You’re dressed in mud
Unsafe to dive
I want your gold
But you want my life

You tried to drown me
Never mind to swim
And tried to eat me
Put a shiver on my skin
You tried to hold me
With million fins
And tried to heal me
Wash off my sins

Your kingdom come
We kneeling on the planks
All the trees bend over on the banks
Gives me a shiver

You tried to hold me
With million fins
And tried to eat me
Bite of my sins
You tried to drown me
Never mind to swim
And tried to kill me
Set a shiver on my skin

Praise Abort

I like to fuck, but no French letter
Without a condom, the sex is better
But every time I get it in
A baby cries and sometimes twins

I have six kids and I don’t like it
They eat too much and treat me like shit
They only wear Posh label clothes
If you give one hand, they bite off both
And all my friends, they have big cars
Big mansions, too, and smoke the fine cigars
They have deep pockets, I don’t know why
I look in my purse and start to cry
Why?

I hate my life, and I hate you
I hate my wife, and her boyfriend, too
I hate to hate, and I hate that
I hate my life so very bad
I hate my kids, never thought
That I’d praise abort
Praise abort

I like to fuck, but now French letter
Cause without kids, life is so much better
So in the end, I got forced
To stay away from female intercourse

I hate my life, and I hate you
I hate my wife, and her boyfriend, too
I hate to hate, and I hate that
I hate my life so very bad
I hate my kids, never thought
That I’d praise abort
Praise abort

Say goodbye, say goodbye
We rise up, up to the sky
Say goodbye, we’ll come back
Soon as pretty butterflies
Make you cry

I hate my life, and I hate you
I hate my wife, and my boyfriend, too
I hate to hate, and I hate that
I hate myself so very bad
I hate my offspring, never thought
That I’d praise abort
I praise abort

That’s My Heart

Your Heart Is A Diamond
Every soul wants to steal it
From your fort your fort of skin
You let nobody in

Your heart is a diamond
A bleeding treasure
Crushed together by grief and violence
Tons of pain, big pressure

Your heart is a diamond
So hard and cold
So uncut and so silent
In a breathing vault

That’s my heart
Let me help it feel
That’s my heart
What they all want to steal

Your heart is a diamond
Every man wants to steal it
Deep inside your fort of skin
You keep yourself concealed

Good hearts are so hard to find
I will wait and stay
A diamond ring will take its place
Around my soul one day